I’ve been getting a lot of requests for shirts using some of my designs so I’ve set up a Zazzle Store where I’ll make some stuff available for purchase. Its cost prohibitive for me to go and get stuff silk-screened since I don’t foresee there being any demand for any of the nonsense I crank out. I make about $2 per shirt and I promise any money I make will go towards beer or ammo. Anyway, you can visit the store or click the images to get to the product page for either of the two designs shown here. Thanks. Stay tuned for more!

New Logo. Working on an overhaul of this blog. I’m bored with it…so its time for a change. Images are too small. This one was done in a rush. I thought a new logo was in order. This cross concept was inspired by an engraving I saw engraved on a P.08 pistol, but I can’t remember when or where…or even what it looked like or if it was even on a P.08. Blah!

Simulated screen drawn in Illustrator & composited in Photoshop.

I’m posting this self-portrait in honor of my upcoming uvulectomy, tonsillectomy & deviated septum hat-trick of surgeries. I snore like a mother fucker…and have been hospitalized in the past whenever my uvula decides to swell up to the size of a cherry for unknown reasons.

When I went to the ER last time, I couldn’t talk and had written the followign note on my iPhone for the Emergency Room staff:

“Hello there is a problem with my throat. My uvula is extremely swollen. I am unable to swallow. It is causing me to choke & I am having difficulty breathing. It is very uncomfortably. I cannot talk, eat or drink. I also snore a lot. I think it needs to be removed. I believe it may be due to a gypsy curse. This has happened before. It is not strep…Please help me and CUT IT OUT!”

I did that image about a year ago…but I imagine that’s what I’ll probably look like in the weeks after my procedure. One can hope at least. Zombified!

This is what my uvula looked like the last time it went thermo-nuclear. They did not oblige my request to amputate it. All  I ended up getting was an IV of fluids and heavy doses of antihistamines & steroids.

My operation is scheduled for Sept. 14th in lieu of flowers please send pills, ice cream & XBOX games.

New packaging concept I am working on for a new line of earbuds. I am waining on prototype packaging and samples.

Illustration of a clock made using Illustrator and Photoshop. The final hi-res illustration will appear on a package…minus the gray background and reflection.